
"..........Downtown,
things'll be great when you're
Downtown,
no finer place for sure,
Downtown,
everything's waiting for you,
...Downtown"
So I have been singing that song for like 2 weeks straight now and it is not making me feel any better... It's official, the powers that be are moving my department to the downtown Fair Isaac office. As you might suspect the thought of going downtown again after being there for 2 years with Cap Gemini Ernst & Young kind of... well... sucks, it sucks. Allow me to elaborate.
Its one of those total lifestyle downgrading events. Let's see, the short list would be some thing like:
- I currently live only 5 minutes from work,... now it will take any where between 45-60 minutes depending on which idiot slammed into another idiot while both were talking on their cell phones in SUVs the size of Exxon oil tankers.
- My current daily commute now consists of leaving the house when I am appropriately ready for a leisurely 4 mile drive with no highways, no traffic, and free parking right next to my building....However, in a few weeks I will get to enjoy the vast openness of the local "Park and Ride" during -30 degree wind chills at 6AM, ride a packed bus with other unhappy "bus people", pay extra Rush Hour bus fares so I can experience the thrill of riding in a bus going 95 MPH on the shoulder of a highway passing stopped traffic like something out of an LAPD hot pursuit chase while I'm not even half awake and already stressed to the max! And let's not forget that fabulous bus schedule that my life will now revolve around. Wonderful.
Other things I am looking forward to...
Downtown! (there's that song again)
- Days I need to drive my car anyways due to graduate classes in the evenings means bumper-to-bumper traffic, costly parking, more gas than normal, and everyone's favorite, the panic-rush-hustle leaving Minneapolis to get to my Saint Paul campus classes on time 2 nights a week.
- Let's face it, there will be no more college fund for Baby Hughes. Why you ask??? Because parking downtown costs as much as a 2 bedroom Condo costs in Miami, and lunch at a fine dining establishment like... Taco Bell, costs about $21.50 for 2 tacos and hot sauce packet.
But I'm not complaining, what's not to love? After all, I get to work in the top 4 floors of the AT&T Building (pictured above). Did I mention that I get vertigo when I stand on street curbs? Or that I watched WAY WAY WAY too much 9/11 news footage?...hmmm this should be awesome working on the top floors of a skyscraper!
Well I'm sure all this will be made up for by the happy and inspiring people in the city that I will be interacting each day. There is Mr. Pissed-Off Bus Driver, Mr. Pissed-Off Taco Bell Cashier, Mrs. Pissed-Off Parking Attendant, and let's not forget all the other positive individuals that I get to interact with from now on including, Mr. Snotty-stuckup-know-it-all-corporate-type fresh out of college that thinks his shit doesn't stink.... oh yeah, I was one of those...but I digress.
What is really important here is that my user community that I support is completely served! Um... yeah... you see, they are not coming to the downtown office with us. My users, my clients, the reason I exist, they are staying at the old office. Soooooooo, the people that I normally work with daily in their cubes are now going to be 45 minutes away by car. This outta make troubleshooting the Payroll systems VERY interesting. But hey, I'm sure everyone in the company has a spare paycheck in the bank, no worries.
Where was I???
Oh yeah..."I'm not complaining"...okay, okay, so I am venting heavily, ya got me. :)
Most of you aleady have this commute and see it as no-big-deal. And I have to agree, downtown is not really all that bad. I'm just worried about all these "little things" adding up and the impact that will have on my wife, school, budget, and soon...Baby Hughes. Yeah I know, I'm being a tinny tiny bit dramatic, but it is more fun that way at 1:30 in morning.
To wrap up...being the (sucker, no, pushover, no, wuss, no, spineless, no, guy-how-cares-too-much-about-the-mortgage-payment, no) ...ah yes... team player that I am, I said I would try it out and see how it goes.
Stay tuned, this should get interesting. Labels: Matt
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